Tuesday, 22 March 2016

50 ways to leave your lover

     I’ve always disliked writing love articles. Or writing about it publicly for that matter. Those people with their love songs… I can understand why they do it. I can appreciate why they do it. But I can never do it myself. To me, love is something that I can only express privately, and never superficially – spending more money on an extravagant gift is no indication of my degree of romantic interest in you. Money and love are two separate things – one should not perpetuate the other. What I will give, however, is something much more valuable than money. My time.

     A human life is futile. We’re born, we live for a brief cosmic instant, and we die. I can set a countdown for how many seconds I have left to live on my laptop. If I choose to spend a significant fraction of those seconds on you, then I hope you realize that I’m paying you with a currency that is more valuable than anything else I can offer.


     Or at least that’s what I hope you’ll understand. If you want that diamond, you’re out of luck – I just bought myself the collector’s box set of Breaking Bad on Amazon.

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